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An eyeful a day keeps the doctor away—

By Jonathan Hayter

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health
and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle
at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour
in the gym.

A five-year study of 200 men found that those who
enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower
blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse
rates compared to those who did not get their daily
eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German
study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine:
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well
endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute
aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and
improves blood circulation. There is no question
that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a
few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and
heart attack in half."

We believe that by doing so consistently, the
average man can extend his life four to five years."